The Wall of Shame

maanantai, 21. syyskuu 2015

Guy from Tampere, 27

"My opium lips
On your cracks
And drive you crazy
With ecstasy

*poor attempt at poetry*"

Me: "Why oh why
you make me crack
with laughter and awkwardness
with your poor attempt at poetry?"

What?

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