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tiistai, 21. heinäkuu 2015

Guy from Morocco, 27

-"Ok no simple "hi"s or fancy words"

-"How about a trutheful request"

-"Can u help me get a greencard by mattying me"

-"Marrying"

Me: "No, I'm already married, sorry."

-"Ok thanks for ur time"

(Umm, okay...)

What?

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