"Thank God, you are bisexual, only girls can bear you, no guy want his life in hell with you, UB"
Me: "Is everything OK?"
"Why you are making fun of those who sent you messages?"
Me: "Because they are being funny. Why are you so rude?"
“I am only rude with you. I feel bad if someone make fun of someone. I don´t like it.”
Me: “Ok. That's your opinion. Thanks for sharing.”

(Made the Wall of Shame blog.)
"Send me link."
"Have you been in Stockholm?"
Me: "Why would you like to read it, if it makes you feel bad?"
"I was kidding."

(Have I been in Stockholm... I dare not answer.)