- "Hi..
with your due respect miss, i came across your profile your feelings got my heart. really want to have a serious an constant communication with you.thanks for regard."

(The profile has a stock photo of a guy posing against a kitchen counter.)

Me: "Ok... What's with the picture from a kitchen catalogue?"

- "that my kitchen i making some nice design"

Me: "Riiight"

-"yeah."

-"u like it ?"

Me: "That's not your picture."