- "Hi..
with your due respect miss, i came across your profile your feelings got my heart. really want to have a serious an constant communication with you.thanks for regard."
(The profile has a stock photo of a guy posing against a kitchen counter.)
Me: "Ok... What's with the picture from a kitchen catalogue?"
- "that my kitchen i making some nice design"
Me: "Riiight"
-"yeah."
-"u like it ?"
Me: "That's not your picture."